It's not like I'm a grade-schooler with 〜じゃあるまいし
Grammar Explanation: It's not the case with 〜ではあるまいし

Seeing a frozen puddle on the ground, Nishikata is excited at the thought of picking it up and holding it. Takagi asks if this is what he’s thinking, and he quickly denies it.
- 西片:
- 「そんな… 小学生
( じゃあるまいし。」- “It's not like I'm some kind of...grade-schooler.”
- 高木
( : - 「ふーん。ホントかな。」
- “Hm, I wonder...”
Key Points
〜じゃあるまいし = it’s not like…
This pattern rejects a comparison or assumption.
Here Nishikata means “I’m not some little kid like that.”
小学生
( じゃあるまいし小学生
( is the comparison he rejects.The implication is that getting excited over frozen puddles would be childish.
The sentence omits the rest because it is obvious
The line does not fully spell out “I wouldn’t do that.”
Japanese often leaves the conclusion unstated when the intended meaning is already clear.
See Also
- Kanji: Schools and checking with 校